select t.sp_name, sum(t.lines_of_code) - 1 as lines_ofcode, t.type_desc
from
(
select o.name as sp_name,
(len(c.text) - len(replace(c.text, char(10), ''))) as lines_of_code,
case when o.xtype = 'P' then 'Stored Procedure'
when o.xtype in ('FN', 'IF', 'TF') then 'Function'
end as type_desc
from sysobjects o
inner join syscomments c
on c.id = o.id
where o.xtype in ('P', 'FN', 'IF', 'TF')
and o.category = 0
and o.name not in ('fn_diagramobjects', 'sp_alterdiagram', 'sp_creatediagram', 'sp_dropdiagram', 'sp_helpdiagramdefinition', 'sp_helpdiagrams', 'sp_renamediagram', 'sp_upgraddiagrams', 'sysdiagrams')
) t
group by t.sp_name, t.type_desc
order by 1
Edited so it should also now work in SQL Server 2000- 2008 and to exclude Database Diagram-related sprocs and funcs (which appear like user created objects).