rsp is correct. Since CouchDB uses web protocols and Javascript, it has become a victim of its own success.
My rule of thumb is this: CouchDB is a database. It stores your data. I do not expect MySQL to automatically monitor external web sites. Why would I expect CouchDB to do that?
However I agree; CouchDB always benefits from some persistent processing to maintain the data.
Since CouchDB is completely web-based, you could start with a simple dedicated "worker" web browser. Fetch a password-protected HTML page from CouchDB. That page has the Javascript to make the browser query servers and update CouchDB. This could work in the short-term as a quick solution. However browsers impose security restrictions on your queries; and also a browser is not a long-term computing platform.
The traditional way is to run your own client software to do these things. You can either run a dedicated computer, or use PHP, NodeJS, or any other hosting services out there.
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