A class's static initialization normally happens immediately before the first time one of the following events occur:
- an instance of the class is created,
- a static method of the class is invoked,
- a static field of the class is assigned,
- a non-constant static field is used, or
for a top-level class, an assert statement lexically nested within the class is executed1.
See JLS 12.4.1.
It is also possible to force a class to initialize (if it hasn't already initialized) by using Class.forName(fqn, true, classLoader)
or the short form Class.forName(fqn)
When does static class initialization happen?
See above.
When are static fields initialized?
As part of static class initialization; see above.
If I never instantiate a class, but I access a static field, are ALL the static blocks and private static methods used to instantiate private static fields called (in order) at that instant?
Yes. (Modulo that nothing is truly instantaneous.)
What if I call a static method? Does it also run all the static blocks? Before the method?
Yes and yes.
Note that it is possible to construct code where you can observe the default initialized value of a static field.
1 - The final bullet point was present in the JLS for Java 6 through Java 8, but it was apparently a mistake in the specification. It was finally corrected in the Java 9 JLS: see source.