I'm not aware of any ready-made Open Source software which meets your requirements.
Only a part of it could be solved by writing your own shell script (or other program).
Detect resolution of images.
Run pdfimages -list some.pdf
to output a list of images contained in the PDF as well as their dimensions... seemingly. But what is not obvious about it: these dimensions are the ones of the raw image (as embedded in the PDF). This could be 720x720 pixels. However, if rendered onto a 10x10 inch square of the page this image will be 72 DPI on the page. If rendered on a 1x1 inch square, it will be 720 DPI. Both types of 'rendering' inside a PDF can be made from the same embedded raw image, and it is the context of the current 'graphic state' which determines which is applied. So to determine the actual DPI of an image as it appears on the page requires some additional PDF parsing...
In any case, you can tell Ghostscript to re-sample images to 300 dpi, and to use a 'threshold' for this. (Ghostscript will never "upsample" an image, only downsample these which do overshoot the threshold. Upsampling almost never makes sense -- it only blows up the file size with no return in terms of higher quality.)
Convert colors to colorspace CMYK using ICC profiles.
The most recent versions of Ghostscript can do that. See also the most recent Ghostscript documentation describing its support for ICC.
Embed un-embedded fonts.
Running (and evaluating the results of) pdffonts some.pdf
will show you which fonts are not embedded.
Ghostscript can embed un-embedded fonts.
So one Ghostscript command that would cover most of your requirements is this:
gs \
-o cmyk.pdf \
-sDEVICE=pdfwrite \
-sColorConversionStrategy=CMYK \
-sProcessColorModel=DeviceCMYK \
-sOutputICCProfile=/path/to/your.icc \
-sColorImageDownsampleThreshold=2 \
-sColorImageDownsampleType=Bicubic \
-sColorImageResolution=300 \
-sGrayImageDownsampleThreshold=2 \
-sGrayImageDownsampleType=Bicubic \
-sGrayImageResolution=300 \
-sMonoImageDownsampleThreshold=2 \
-sMonoImageDownsampleType=Bicubic \
-sMonoImageResolution=1200 \
-dSubsetFonts=true \
-dEmbedAllFonts=true \
-sCannotEmbedFontPolicy=Error \
-c ".setpdfwrite<</NeverEmbed[ ]>> setdistillerparams" \
-f some.pdf
This command would downsample all images with a resolution that's higher than the double wanted resolution (*ImageDownSampleThreshold=2
). Also it would apply all these settings to any input file (unless some special PDF preflighting software which would apply selective 'fixups' based on the results of 'checks' for special properties).
Lastly, I cannot see what made think you'd have to spend $2k to $6k in case you'd have to resort to closed-source, commercial preflighting software. (My favorite in this field is the very powerful callas pdfToolbox6 (which even has a version that runs as CLI on Linux) -- its basic version costs 500 €.)