So after some tinkering and hours of searching I was able to piece together a working solution that doesn't require any Ajax. Here it is:
The HEAD Section
<script type="text/javascript">
$(document).ready(function (){
$("#loading-div-background").css({ opacity: 1.0 });
});
function ShowProgressAnimation(){
$("#loading-div-background").show();
}
</script>
The CSS
#loading-div-background{
display: none;
position: fixed;
top: 0;
left: 0;
background: #fff;
width: 100%;
height: 100%;
}
#loading-div{
width: 300px;
height: 150px;
background-color: #fff;
border: 5px solid #1468b3;
text-align: center;
color: #202020;
position: absolute;
left: 50%;
top: 50%;
margin-left: -150px;
margin-top: -100px;
-webkit-border-radius: 5px;
-moz-border-radius: 5px;
border-radius: 5px;
behavior: url("/css/pie/PIE.htc"); /* HANDLES IE */
}
The HTML (Truncated to illustrate necessary parts)
<form id="frm_send" name="frm_send" method="post" action="<?php echo $_SERVER['PHP_SELF']; ?>" enctype="multipart/form-data">
// Fields omitted for brevity
<input type="submit" id="submit" name="submit" class="button" onclick="ShowProgressAnimation();" value="Send">
</form>
<div id="loading-div-background">
<div id="loading-div" class="ui-corner-all">
<img style="height:32px;width:32px;margin:30px;" src="/images/please_wait.gif" alt="Loading.."/><br>PROCESSING. PLEASE WAIT...
</div>
</div>
And the end result looks like this.
Prevents the user from interfering with the process (unless of course they click stop or exit the browser (obviously)). Works very nicely, it's clean and works across Chrome, IE, Firefox, and Safari using the latest jQuery and jQuery UI libraries included from Google Code repositories.