How can I read and write a file in Malbolge?

Question

I'm trying to write a social networking site in Malbolge with CGI. I need to store data in a database. How can I read and write files in Malbolge?

Misunderstood

the question here is. Why would you make a social network in malbolge? – Amargo

Are you sure you are not confusing this with another programming language? – Afterwards

Answer 1

Is this the same Malbolge which is deliberately so difficult to write programs in that it took two years for the first program to be discovered (by a brute force search of the program space)? And which it then took cryptanalysis to find out how to write programs on purpose?

If so, the answer is that you can't --- it has no I/O capability other than stdin and stdout. Although I suppose you could connect it via a pty to a command line of some description.

Giesecke

This question may be of interest: https://mcmap.net/q/457816/-accept-user-input Otherwise, good luck, and I'm sure that if you do succeed then some kind of major award will be due to you once you get out of the asylum... – Giesecke

Or maybe the goal of the OP was to build a social network for the inhabitants of Malbolge of Dante's Inferno ... who knows ... – Insecure