Ok, so the KVM setup guide in this question does not work for me,
this is because I am using crouton with a trusty (14.04) chroot.
Apparently somewhere along the line kvm modules were not shipped in ChromeOS or the crouton virtual images that I have knowledge of...
Since modules are not present, they are not modprobable.
How do I get, build, and deploy KVM, from such a starting point? To the point where I can successfully utilize Android Studio's built in emulator UI?